"We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
Japanese Proverb (via theballetblog)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

terrysdiary:

EAT THE RICH
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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
  • refridgerator:

    my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

    bace-jeleren:

    catsandcunts:

    YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

    • you have a body
    • that’s it
    • you’re beautiful
    • you win
    • congratulations 

    You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

    feeble-lion-turtle:

    when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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